One for Lexi

Okay, Lexi at Behind the Collar put out an open request to regular readers of her blog to answer some questions.  I do read her blog pretty regularly; how can I refuse her?

1. Can you cook?
 I’m a pretty good cook, but Daddy is a professional chef so she does 99.999% of the cooking.  I’m a really good kitchen cleaner-upper.

2. What was your dream growing up?
 I wanted to be a writer.

3. What talent do you wish you had?
 I wish I had a real tail that I could wag for my Daddy.

4. Favorite place?
 At my Daddy’s feet.

5. Favorite vegetable?
 Brussel sprouts (it’s true!)

6. What was the last book you read?
 “The Intention Experiment” by Lynne McTaggart

7. What zodiac sign are you?
 Aquarius

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
 One small tattoo on my ankle and 4 piercings in each ear.

9. Worst Habit?
 I get cranky and disobedient with my Daddy when my training isn’t consistent.

10. Do we know each other outside of blogging?
 Nope.

11. What is your favorite sport?
 Fetch.

12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
 Completely optimistic and joyful.

13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
 I’d most likely curl up in a corner and meditate.

14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 
 That I forgot for a long time why I’d decided to be born into this world in the first place.

15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
 Does “I love to sleep locked in a little cage” count?  How about “I only get turned on when I’m treated roughly or humiliated/dehumanized”?

16. Do you have any pets?
 I am the pet.

17. Do you know how to do the macarena?
 No, thank you please.

18. What time is it where you are now?
 10:00 am

19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
 Scary.

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
 I would trade in my coarse, curly hair for soft, straighter hair.

21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
 Uh, I’d be the hell-raiser.

22. What color eyes do you have?
 Gray-blue.

23. Ever been arrested?
 Umm… yes.

24. Favorite fictional character of all time?
 The person I’ve pretended to be my whole life so that people wouldn’t know that I’m a freaky puppy-girl (that fictional character has served me well.)

25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
 Hand it over to my Daddy.

26. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
 I’d be all over shape-shifting.

27. What’s your favorite hangout?
 At my Daddy’s feet.

28. Do you believe in ghosts?
 It’s complicated.

29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
 Following my Daddy’s orders.

30. Do you swear a lot?
 No, not very much.

31. Biggest pet peeve?
 Discourteous drivers on the road.

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
 Obedient.

33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
 It’s pretty long for a comment; I’ll most likely post my responses as a blog entry.

One Response to “One for Lexi”

  1. Ahhh! The mental image I got from you wishing you had a tail for your Daddy is so cute! Just you sitting o nthe floor, overjoyed to see her, wagging your little tail. *dies of cute*

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